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I checked my RealAge account and have the following to do list.

1.Floss daily.
To prevent infections and promote healthy teeth.

2.Get a dog.

Apparently this has been a stressful year for me and a dog would lower my blood pressure.

3.Do more cardio.
Because I am a fat ass.

4.Eat carbs.
I've recently developed a fear of grain based carbs. I know, it's weird, and my diet is reflecting the weirdness.

Really, that is the to do list. (Aside from my notes in italics.) Point numero dos is the most amusing to me.

Current Mood: amused
Current Location: t-town, f-l-a

Five months until the wedding!

I know most of you are looking at that and thinking:

"...and?"

or

"five months, so what?"

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The sad thing is, I want to say that I am astounded by how little time there is between now and the wedding because we still need to:

1. Get a photographer. (Jonathan wants this photographed, I could give a rat's ass.)

2. Organize the groomsmen with the ordering of their tuxedo/tux kilt.

3. Finalize the guest list and print and mail invitations.

4. Find a caterer.

5. Make the programs.

But honestly, the only thing I am panicked about is being a fat bride. That's it.

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I don't know if that is sad because all I care about is my weight or a good thing that I can multitask so well and view all the rest as small potatoes.

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Current Mood: aggravated
Current Location: home office
Current Music: that anime theme song whose name I don't know