this life for rent

I had this great dream last night. I dreamed I made a living as a Ziggy Stardust Drag King. My stage name was Johnny Titanium.

Man, that was an awesome dream.

I had a random two part dream last night.


Part I:

Brad Pitt and I are stuck in a warehouse trying to avoid being blown up by the various mines that have been scattered throughout.

We escape, and he offers me a nanny position, which I accept.

We arrive at his and Angelina's house in New Orleans, and he shows me around, explaining my duties et cetera.

Part II:

I am sitting in the back of a Vista Cruiser. It pulls up to the house I currently reside in. I hop out, and check the mail. My solid shampoo bars from Lush have finally arrived! I am very excited and force the occupants of the Vista Cruiser the inhale the scents of the solid shampoo bars. The driver is Hyde from "That 70s Show".