square_root_of_pi: creepy club (Lush junkie)
I was going to post an eloquent entry on new year's resolutions, social reform, and rhinoplasty.

Instead, I felt the need to admit to the binary public that I am a LUSH whore.

How big of a LUSH whore am I?

a.) During my trip home for Thanksgiving, I was so excited about the revelation of a LUSH store within driving distance of my mom's farm that when we ended up at the wrong mall, I forced Jonathan to infiltrate the Apple store to use their free internet to look up directions.

b.) I almost knocked over my mother and clotheslined Jonathan when I spotted said LUSH store once we reached the correct mall.

c.) Less than a month after making a LUSH purchase I made another purchase online because of their "Clean Slate '08" promo.

d.) Less than 36 hours after making that order, I made a second order because the freebies changed on the drop down menu.

e.) I am pushing Jonathan to pick a graduate school based on location to LUSH store, and he thinks my suggestions are altruistic.

f.) I would work for free LUSH if their was a store in Tallahassee.


g.) All of the above.

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square_root_of_pi: creepy club (STNG car)
My hair has been on the flaky side lately, so I decided to check out http://lush.com/ to see what all the fuss was about the solid shampoo.

First LUSH order:

(Soak and Float solid shampoo bar)



description:
By using a combination of healing lavender and our secret combination of essential oils to control wicked microbes, it stops scalp dry-out. It works hard on problem scalps and stinks to high heaven of natural cade oil.


(Seanick solid shampoo bar)


description:
The Seanick shampoo bar is a bright ocean blue, made with two kinds of softening seaweed, nori and Irish moss, which are both rather lovely for conditioning your hair. We add sea salt because it's an excellent cleanser (and good for sore scalps) and gives volume to your hair. Usually, our bright blue, ocean-themed products have a lavender and lime thread running through them, but this one is different. The lemon is there, to make sure that your hair is absolutely shiny and clean after a dip in the sea (or the pool), but we also have stunning jasmine, mimosa and orange blossom absolutes, the kind of fragrance which puts you in mind of a tropical garden. If you were rescued from the sea by a passing pirate ship, scrubbed down with lemons then invited into the pirate king's personal hothouse (where he houses his exotic plant collection), then you'd smell just like this. (Unlikely, we know, but pleasant to imagine.



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I am in love. The solid bars produce so much lather and bubbles,with very little effort or use of the bar, and it easily penetrates the Cherokee rats' nest that is my hair. I have only used the Soak and Float bar, having only received this order on Thursday. I'll let you know how Seanick works out for me.

(Jonathan has adopted Seanick. He loves it, and it makes his head smell like an island adventure.)


I noticed that I don't have any conditioner. Well, I needed to rectify that immediately. And hey, I need a new facial cleanser too and while I am at it, why not buy some soap.



My Second LUSH order in less than eight weeks (sigh) :



(Jungle Hair conditioner)



description:
Massage Jungle into your wet, shampooed hair and it will sort out that jungle that is your tangled hair. It?s a bit over the top to have two revolutions in one Lush Times but this is a revolutionary conditioner, made with loads of fresh, tropical fruit, which we make in a long tube. It fits in the shampoo bar tin so you can take it on its holidays with you. What?s more, it?s Vegan! Bananas and figs soften your hair; kumquats and passion fruit make it shine. Avocados give up their vitamins, oil and protein to soften and protect. Cocoa butter softens and moisturisers your hair and scalp. It?s for all hair types from wild beast to gentle butterfly.



( Baby Face facial cleanser)




description:
The Baby Face bar is another of our solid cleansers which we developed in order to avoid using preservatives on the skin. It melts on the skin so you can softly smooth it all over the places which need cleansing (it's an excellent make-up remover) then to take it off use warm water on 100% cotton wool or a face cloth and you will be astonished at both how lovely and soft your face feels and how clean the Baby Face gets it. Each smiling bar has four different natural plant butters in it to remove dirt and put back moisture. Its lovely scent comes from toning tangerine oil, narcissus (which we use to make so you beautiful you'll want to look at your reflection all the time) and everlasting flower (to give you everlasting beauty).





(Rock Star soap)




description:
Talking of bright pink, here's a soap for all of us who know we ought to be attracted to sophisticated beiges and navy blues but can't help grabbing everything pink!! The Rock Star soap smells just like Creamy Candy Bath and since so many of you have asked for more products with the same sweet, vanilla perfume, here you go! Cut through a big chunk and you'll find some little white soap stars inside; you'll find even more as you wash with it. You don't have to give this one away, really, but it might make you very popular if you do.

Stay tuned for product reviews when these goodies arrive
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Yeah, the kicker? I used to browse the LUSH shoppe in New York City on my way to and from work everyday, when I lived there back in 2003. I never bought a single thing.

Now that I am about 267 miles away from the nearest shoppe, I become a LUSHie!

On the plus side, my status as "Hardest Person to Shop For" has now diminished slightly.

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