OkCupid The Death Test: Part Deux

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This is my current death date based on the fact I am 112 lbs overweight, don't exercise enough and only have a bachelor's degree (The G.E.D. of the 21st Century!).

DEAD AT 86

old age

If I weighed my ideal weight (130 lbs), exercised more frequently and had a Ph.D, this would be my death date.

DEAD AT 88

old age

Yeah. Either way, I end up an old white dude with a hot nurse.