I went to the doctor and the doctor said...

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My right tympanic membrane (eardrum) has retracted into my malleus (no cool layman's term for malleus.).

The doctor informed me that this was caught a week before infection and another exploding eardrum. Yippy! Skippy!

I am now on MethyIPREDNISolone for the next five days to clear up what's going on in my ear and take away my supersonic hearing.

C'est la vie, we can't all be Heroes!