If Jonathan and I procreate...

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Mazal Tov, I think it's a boy. We're calling our future offspring, pictured above in it's mid-twenties, Chan.

At first glance, one might think it looks entirely like Jonathan.

However, I want to point out that Chan has my:

lips;

eye colour and shape;

nose and;

cheekbones.

And in honour of the awesomeness of the third installment of the Pirates films, what would happen if I engaged in coitus with Johnny Depp or Orlando Bloom?





Johnny Depp's and my freak offspring with the broken pupils.



and Orlando Bloom's and my lazy eyed offspring.


Lesson learned. Do not procreate with Johnny Depp or Orlando Bloom. Reconsider possible copulation with Jonathan...



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