Screw Mace for personal protection*...

I'm getting one of these!







Great for any party, the Glitter Gun is a simple small hand-held device that fires bursts of glitter! Simply pull the trigger and a shower of confetti shoots out the end.

Features:
• Each cartridge shoots 6 bursts of glittering confetti
• Aim your glittering bursts with accuracy
• Easy hand-held operation

Pack Contains:
1 x Glitter Gun
3 x Glitter confetti cartridges

Dimensions:
L 100mm W 42mm



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*Of course, this assumes that my attacker is a straight male. But odds are good the attacker would be.

I can see the situation** now:

Attacker 1, Attacker 2, Attacker 3 = A1, A2, A3
Me = M


Scene: Me waiting for the number 19 bus

A1: Hey, watcha reading?
A2: Aw, I think she's shy.
A3: Naw, she thinks she's too good to talk to us.

(A3 goes to manhandle. I whip out the Glitter Gun.)

M: Remember, any part of you that touches me, ain't coming back.
A2: Aw, the little reader is packin', I'm scared.

(Tilts gun to show side.)

A1: Aw, no way, be cool, be cool.
A2: (laughs) don't tell me you're afraid of a little mace. Shit don't even sting!
A1: Naw, man, look, bitch is....
A3: packin' a...
A1,A2,A3: GLITTER GUN!

(I fire the gun, in short bursts hitting each attacker. They run off, looking fabulous.)

(Number 19 bus pulls up. I get on and look at the passengers on board. All female. I wink and cock my gun so the side is showing. Go back to my point of view to see every female is packin' a Glitter Gun. We laugh in our comradery.)


**Yeah, I watched a lot of Afterschool Specials and Infommercials as a kid.

Writer's Block: That's the Worst

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Honestly? I could die today, that would put a damper in my plans. Anything else that could go wrong is small potatoes with an easy enough plan to initiate to correct whatever wrong occurred.


(This is the wrong question to ask the girl who believes it could always be worse and we should be thankful for what we have right now.)


Bonus Question Answer:

Well, with death comes the answer to "What happens after we die?". Also no longer tied down by the asinine tasks we deem important in this day and age.

My Wedding Song - t-minus 9 days

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This is the song my Uncle Tom will be piping as the wedding party and I proceed down the aisle.

My Uncle Tom, and this song, are made of win and awesome.

(Note, my Uncle Tom is not in this video, but he does play a mean bagpipe.)


The Band Of The Royal Irish Regiment-Highland Cathedral