2 days until Dragon*Con!

This time in two days,
a stupid smarmy elf (aka "Jonathan")
and a super cool halfing (aka "me")
will be on the road in a spoony Elvish death car, (aka "The Toyota Prius"),
on an adventure to The Land Ruled By Geeks, (aka downtown Atlanta).

On behalf of all the geeks by Tripod
On behalf of all the geeks
I'd just like to say
I've been telling you all along
That 'Lord of the Rings' was cool

I told you so many times
(He told you!)
I told you so many ways!
(Yes, he told you!)
I wore a cloak to school
Well, who's laughing now?
(Ha ha ha ha ha)

Now you'll all do as I did
You'll name your first child 'Bilbo'

Now you'll all do as I did
You'll do a short course in fletchery
That's arrow manufacture, you amateurs!

But, don't try and catch up now!
It's too late to make amends!
You were far to busy with girls and cars and sports
And ... friends