Spooky Mulder to star in sitcom on Showtime

http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117953681.html?categoryid=14&cs=1


Dear David,

I am engaged to be married and you are still married to that chick with the beverage name, but just to let you know, I am still willing to have your babies.


Love,

Chris

p.s.

Can I call you Spooky in the bedroom?