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Why no sleep?
May. 13th, 2007 12:49 amARGH, why am I still awake?
Oh, that's right. You wanted me to tell you a story featuring the artwork of Brandon Bird.
http://www.brandonbird.com/paintings.html
The tale begins like many great tales, with a prophecy of two great warriors.
Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to be married to Christopher Walken. I envision acrobatic sex, Pong tournaments, and cocktail parties where I serve my famous drink "Mother's Little Helper".
And when Sunday rolls around, well, yes, this actually.
I'm all storied out.
This Brandon Bird freaks me out. Mostly because he is painting the inside of my head.
Wait, if we are ever really drunk, and wandering around New York at 3am looking for that place in Brooklyn with the really good dumplings and end up in a tattoo parlor, I think this should be the badass tattoo we get.
We'll get it on our biceps and flex like in Starship Troopers.
It will be so awesome.
Oh, that's right. You wanted me to tell you a story featuring the artwork of Brandon Bird.
http://www.brandonbird.com/paintings.html
The tale begins like many great tales, with a prophecy of two great warriors.
Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to be married to Christopher Walken. I envision acrobatic sex, Pong tournaments, and cocktail parties where I serve my famous drink "Mother's Little Helper".
And when Sunday rolls around, well, yes, this actually.
I'm all storied out.
This Brandon Bird freaks me out. Mostly because he is painting the inside of my head.
Wait, if we are ever really drunk, and wandering around New York at 3am looking for that place in Brooklyn with the really good dumplings and end up in a tattoo parlor, I think this should be the badass tattoo we get.
We'll get it on our biceps and flex like in Starship Troopers.
It will be so awesome.
