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I am a LUSH whore
I was going to post an eloquent entry on new year's resolutions, social reform, and rhinoplasty.
Instead, I felt the need to admit to the binary public that I am a LUSH whore.
How big of a LUSH whore am I?
a.) During my trip home for Thanksgiving, I was so excited about the revelation of a LUSH store within driving distance of my mom's farm that when we ended up at the wrong mall, I forced Jonathan to infiltrate the Apple store to use their free internet to look up directions.
b.) I almost knocked over my mother and clotheslined Jonathan when I spotted said LUSH store once we reached the correct mall.
c.) Less than a month after making a LUSH purchase I made another purchase online because of their "Clean Slate '08" promo.
d.) Less than 36 hours after making that order, I made a second order because the freebies changed on the drop down menu.
e.) I am pushing Jonathan to pick a graduate school based on location to LUSH store, and he thinks my suggestions are altruistic.
f.) I would work for free LUSH if their was a store in Tallahassee.
g.) All of the above.
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Instead, I felt the need to admit to the binary public that I am a LUSH whore.
How big of a LUSH whore am I?
a.) During my trip home for Thanksgiving, I was so excited about the revelation of a LUSH store within driving distance of my mom's farm that when we ended up at the wrong mall, I forced Jonathan to infiltrate the Apple store to use their free internet to look up directions.
b.) I almost knocked over my mother and clotheslined Jonathan when I spotted said LUSH store once we reached the correct mall.
c.) Less than a month after making a LUSH purchase I made another purchase online because of their "Clean Slate '08" promo.
d.) Less than 36 hours after making that order, I made a second order because the freebies changed on the drop down menu.
e.) I am pushing Jonathan to pick a graduate school based on location to LUSH store, and he thinks my suggestions are altruistic.
f.) I would work for free LUSH if their was a store in Tallahassee.
g.) All of the above.
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