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FUCK! I'M FAT!
Five months until the wedding!
I know most of you are looking at that and thinking:
"...and?"
or
"five months, so what?"
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The sad thing is, I want to say that I am astounded by how little time there is between now and the wedding because we still need to:
1. Get a photographer. (Jonathan wants this photographed, I could give a rat's ass.)
2. Organize the groomsmen with the ordering of their tuxedo/tux kilt.
3. Finalize the guest list and print and mail invitations.
4. Find a caterer.
5. Make the programs.
But honestly, the only thing I am panicked about is being a fat bride. That's it.
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I don't know if that is sad because all I care about is my weight or a good thing that I can multitask so well and view all the rest as small potatoes.
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I know most of you are looking at that and thinking:
"...and?"
or
"five months, so what?"
-------------
The sad thing is, I want to say that I am astounded by how little time there is between now and the wedding because we still need to:
1. Get a photographer. (Jonathan wants this photographed, I could give a rat's ass.)
2. Organize the groomsmen with the ordering of their tuxedo/tux kilt.
3. Finalize the guest list and print and mail invitations.
4. Find a caterer.
5. Make the programs.
But honestly, the only thing I am panicked about is being a fat bride. That's it.
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I don't know if that is sad because all I care about is my weight or a good thing that I can multitask so well and view all the rest as small potatoes.
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