Last night's conversation

(I don't have a picture of Jonathan from last night, so here is a picture of him from his 24th birthday party.)


Me: (Staring at Jonathan)
Jonathan: Yes?
Me:You know, you couldn't pass for Native American.
Jonathan: Oh, you would be surprised.
Me:Well, at least not Cherokee, you don't have the crazy cheekbone action.

Lunch Conversation: Now with Crazy Cheekbone Action!

Coworker F: So you're a halfbreed?

Coworker T: Yep, half Korean.

Coworker D: Hey, I'm a halfbreed too!

Me: Halfbreeds, represent! ::thumps fist into chest::

Coworker T: You're a halfbreed?

Me: Half Cherokee and half Caucasian.

Coworker T: Wait, so you're 50% Cherokee? You're mothe...

Me: Father was Cherokee, mother is Caucasian.

Coworker D: Oh yeah, you can see it in your.. (swishes hand around her forehead)

Me: ...Neanderthal protuding forehead and crazy cheekbone action?