InfernalZebra dared me

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In June I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Sunday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In August I put money in neiloney's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Wednesday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, quantum_zen (-5000 points). Last Thursday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-5366 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, christin

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