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Don't let those watery doe eyes fool you. This Alpaca has blood lust.




Tenatively, I reach out in friendship to stroke the angel fart soft Alpaca.



It lures me in. "Why hello fleshy, I mean, friendly human. Yes, come closer. Stroke me. That's it..."





It goes in for the kill, slowly but viciously attacking my forearm. It caught me by surprise, but I am pretty certain this is what my "Facing Death" face will look like.




I manage to pry myself from it's Jaws of Tickly Death. But it had tasted my sweet A positive blood. And it wanted more.






So I succumb. My photographer, Jonathan, managed to pry me away saving most of my left arm. Good thing I am a quarter Lizard and able to regenerate at will. He asked, "Why did you just let it consume 2/3 of your left arm?"

I replied, "Because it was so soft."


That Alpaca has a taste of my blood now. Like the crocodile to Captain Hook, it will hunt me for the rest of my days until it gets the rest of me. I say bring it. Not because I am looking for a fight. But, if I have to die, I want to be eaten alive by an Alpaca. It truly would be the softest way to die.


FIN
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Cliff: I'm not a rule lawyer. I'm a rules paralegal.


LATER....

Jonathan: Oh rules paralegal, how much is a metal weapon?

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Kenny: You seem a decent fella, I hate to kill you.

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Jonathan: We have a sick man. Yeah, he's probably not going to make it. Well, more water for the rest of us.

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Kenny: Can I take 10?
Jonathan: You can take 10.
Kenny: I'm at 21.
Jonathan: Fuck.

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Kenny: Man's gotta eat, dwarves gotta mine.

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Cliff: (explaining certain rules of combat)
Kenny: The rules paralegal hath spoketh.

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Jonathan: Merchant will miss Larn.
Chris: (singsongy whisper) I miss you.

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Cliff: I'm not dead, I'm bleeding.
(rolls natural 20)

Group: Laughs and cheers

Jonathan: Bitch is back!
Blair: Essentially you bounced off the ground.

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Jonathan: Who is up next?
Group: (in unison) I don't know.
Jonathan: Right, that is up to me.

---
Cliff: DON'T (pounds) YOU (pounds) DIE (pounds) ON (pounds) ME! is the extent of my medical knowledge.

--


Blair: I don't think sitting on his chest is going to help.

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6/21/10

Jun. 21st, 2010 07:48 pm
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There was a woman in Tallahassee,
Who wanted to donate her big screen television to charity,
So she called a thrift shoppe,
Asking when they might pick it up,
And they told her between 11am and February.
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Friday, April 9, 2010

Secret Headquarters Presents: Monthly Off-site Open Game Night!


Friday April 9, 2010
6:00 pm - 12:00 am
Location: Element 3



WHAT IS IT?

A place to come play games of any kind: board games, card games (collectible or not!), miniatures games, RPGs, whatever you like. There will be several dozen smaller tables and a couple of bigger tables.

WHERE IS IT?

Element 3.
3540 Mahan Dr
Tallahassee, FL 32308-5624, US

WHEN IS IT?

April 9 6:00 PM to midnight

WHAT ELSE SHOULD YOU KNOW?

Free soft drinks (Coke, Diet Coke, Dr. Pepper, Sprite) and possibly some specialty coffees will be available. Yes, it's FREE with unlimited refills.

WHAT SHOULD YOU BRING?

Games! Any games you want to play or let someone else play. Snacks. Some friends! And be prepared to be totally sidetracked by some game you weren't even expecting to play!

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Saturday April 10, 2010


TALLAHASSEE HIGHLAND GAMES & CELTIC FESTIVAL!


http://tallahasseehighlandgames.com/


When:

Saturday, April 10, 2010
9:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m.

Where:

The Tallahassee Highland Games & Celtic Festival is held at North Florida Fairgrounds at the corner of South Monroe St. and Paul Russell Rd.

Cost:

Tickets are $10. Children under age of 10 are FREE.
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Source:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25391565/from/ET/>1=43001


Do you live in a sweaty city? Check the list.

1. Phoenix, Ariz.
2. Las Vegas, Nev.
3. Tallahassee, Fla.
4. Tucson, Ariz.
5. Memphis, Tenn.
6. Miami, Fla.
7. Houston, Texas
8. Tampa, Fla.
9. Baton Rouge, La.
10. Fort Myers, Fla.Read more... )
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We are having a cold snap in tallytown. It has finally warmed up today to the balmy temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit/ 3 degrees Celsius.

Ever the cheap bastard, I refuse to turn on the heat. Why should I when it is toasty warm inside at 50 degrees Fahrenheit / 10 degrees Celsius?

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Today has been a wedding planning, appointment setting sort of day. I've accomplished a lot, research wise, but have no tangible evidence. (i.e., found a great place to get the yarmulkes for the wedding, but have no yarmulkes on hand, found cool wedding rings, but do not have said cool wedding rings.)

What I have done:

1. Set up an appointment with David's Bridal for tomorrow afternoon.

2. Picked out our Thank You notecards.

3. Picked out ten Ketubahs I like to show Jonathan.

4. Created a bookmark folder to hold all of the wedding links.

5. Ordered bridesmaid dress. (My cousin is getting married in April and I am a bridesmaid in her wedding.)

Hmm, that really doesn't look like much, but throw in an hour of cardio and an hour of writing and you have yourself a pretty full day!

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While only two days into the new year, I have stuck to my schedule of spending an hour everyday, writing. (Blogging not counting as writing. The real portfolio bulking writing.) This is the year I stop bitching and do something with my degree, even if it only means one or two freelance writing gigs.

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Currently Reading: Nonfiction - Offbeat Bride by Ariel Meadow Stallings, Fiction Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen.

Currently Knitting: Stepfather's belated Winter Capitalism Day present eep!

Currently in my compact disc player: Cigarettes and Chocolate Milk by Rufus Wainwright

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